Even though they’re one of the largest entities inhabiting the United States today, Mexicans are still considered a lower class of people among other communities. This general opinion is highly influenced by stereotyping that has developed throughout the years, most probably originating from the times of the immense illegal migration of Mexicans that started somewhere over a century ago. Even though much has changed since then, there is no cure against racial stereotypes. Bringing their own cultural habits and way of life into the new country, the differences between these newcomers and the locals became even more distinguishable: creating the perfect grounds for developing labels, and even more frightening - hatred based on race.
The best thing to do about stereotypes is turn them into humor that everyone can understand and enjoy. Now even more than any time before, people are starting to develop a sense towards racial jokes that’s not offensive, but rather funny and amusing. Infamous for their organized drug crime and general laziness characteristics, Mexicans themselves are now the proud inventors of numerous racial jokes. Based on the traditional Mexican stereotypes, we’ve gathered around the funniest Mexican jokes of all times (most of which you’ve probably already heard somewhere before) that will undoubtedly make you laugh.
1.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A Beaner-Schnitzel.
2.
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.
3.
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
4.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, Beaners are to short to reach the socket.
5.
What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
6.
Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first, who wins?
Society.
7.
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken.
8.
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
A Prison Break.
9.
Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
10.
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign.
11.
How do you teach a Beaner to swim?
Put a fence in front of the pool.
12.
What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
Mexicans.
13.
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college?
Yeah.. me neither.
14.
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
15.
Why can’t Mexicans be firemen?
They can’t tell the difference between Josea and hose b.
16.
How do you keep Beaners from stealing?
Put everything on the top shelf.
17.
Why don’t Mexicans barbecue?
The beans fall through the little holes.
18.
What do you call Mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
19.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
20.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
